Cornwall Breast Surgeon Iain Brown
Cornwall Breast Surgeon Iain Brown

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Testimonials for Mr Iain Brown
Testimonials for Mr Iain Brown

My BOO3D0C



The Boo3D0C flew into my life
On a bright and sunny day
But I was sad and terrified
Felt life had slipped away

But Boo3D0C reassured me,
Said he'd fix me up a treat;
My breasts would be the envy
Of everyone I'd meet

My Boo3D0C, with his twinkly smile,
And tie of brightest pink
Said, "These 38C boobs of yours,
Are bigger than you think!"

"I'll take away your sickness
And make them small and neat,
I'll re-align your nipples
So they won't point to your feet"

Some esoteric markings
Upon my breast he drew.
As he told me what his plan was
My courage was renewed

He took away the cancer
And gave me back my life
He brought me back to laughter
With his magic surgeon's knife

The next time that I saw them
My breasts were quite a shock,
But Boo3D0C, he was there for me,
His strength was like a rock!

My Boo3D0C kept his promise
My breasts are beautiful,and so...
I really want to flash them
But my daughters tell me NO!!!!!
{mother, per- lease, NO!}

They are so very beautiful
They almost make me cry
My nipples don't look down now
They poke you in the eye!

Now I am bound to Boo3D0C
With bonds of surgical ties
And they can never be undone
Whilst life within me lies

I know our time together
Must one day have to end,
For there are many ladies
Whose breasts he needs to mend

But I will always sing his praise,
This man to whom I'm bound
My Boo3D0C.......My Hero......
The amazing Mr Brown

Heather
June 30th 2012
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